{"id":4307,"date":"2014-09-26T14:30:47","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T18:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.databook.bz\/?page_id=4307"},"modified":"2014-09-26T14:32:12","modified_gmt":"2014-09-26T18:32:12","slug":"the-perfect-programmer","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/?page_id=4307","title":{"rendered":"The Perfect Programmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>\"No program is that perfect,\"\r\nthey said with a shrug,\r\n\"the client is happy --,\r\nwhat is one little bug?\"\r\n\r\nBut he was determined,\r\nthe others went home,\r\nhe dug out the flowchart,\r\ndeserted and alone.\r\n\r\nThe night passed to morning,\r\nthe room was cluttered\r\nwith memory dumps and punch cards,\r\n\"I'm close,\" he muttered.\r\n\r\nHe chained morning's cold coffee,\r\nlogic, deduction,\r\n\"I've got it,\" he cried,\r\n\"Just change one instruction.\"\r\n\r\nHe changed two, then three more,\r\nand as year followed year,\r\nall strangers would ask,\r\n\"Is that guy still here?\"\r\n\r\nHe died at the console,\r\nof hunger and thirst,\r\nnext day he was buried,\r\nface down, 9 edge first.\r\n\r\nAnd his wife, through her tears,\r\naccepted his fate.\r\n\"He's not really gone,\r\nhe's just working late.\"\r\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;No program is that perfect,&#8221; they said with a shrug, &#8220;the client is happy &#8211;, what is one little bug?&#8221; But he was determined, the others went home, he dug out the flowchart, deserted and alone. The night passed to&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/?page_id=4307\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":4308,"menu_order":9,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4307","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4307"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4312,"href":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4307\/revisions\/4312"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.linux-databook.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}